Nine dangerous words women use

Fine: This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up for your own sake.

 Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not a
permission. Don't Do It! and if you do be ready for its consequences

Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an ass and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing.

That's Okay: This is one of the
most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when
you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a
clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE
sarcasm and she is not thanking you
at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.
That will bring on a 'whatever').

Whatever: I pitty any man who gets this from
her woman. This is a woman's way of
saying "Go to hell."

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' Go backs to the
third statement.



The most important thing is to learn how to live with them. The make the world worth living.